Well, I wasn’t sure I would, but I survived a month of Sivananda Vedanta. I’ll start by saying that I would not reccomend this organization unless you are looking for a thoroughly dogmatic philosophy and REALLY like chanting bajans in a way that resembles drunken sailors more than it resembles divine worship. It was intense, though certainly educational. Our daily schedule was as follows:
5:30 am: morning bell
6 am: Satsang (meditation followed by an hour of chanting)
7:30 am: chai
8 am: asana class (teaching practice)
10 am: brunch
11 am: free time
12: lecture (chanting lessons or Bhagavad Gita lessons)
1:30: herbal tea
2: philosophy lecture
4: asana class
6: dinner
6:30-7:45: “karma yoga” (do free labor for an hour)
Insert 2 minute cold shower here
8 – 9:45 : Satsang
(8:30: hopefully sneak out of Satsang to have an hour of free time to relax before falling asleep.)

(here we all are in our uniforms in the Shiva Hall, not listening particularly well to a Bhagavad Gita lecture.)
There is no time for sleep, or personal space, and the swami who gave lectures is apparently going senile, but this is easily written off as enlightenment. But I digress, if you want a real rant, talk to me personally.
I decided to come to the Sivananda ashram to take a course on yoga so I could learn the physical practice better, and so I would actually have a good foundation in the philosophy (which, considering it uses words like “there are 72,000 nadis (astral tubes) in the body”, I find mostly just humorous now). But I was also aware that Sivananda yoga places a good amount of stress on the “proper diet” aspect of the Five Points of Yoga (they have a great cookbook published), so I was eagerly awaiting that part of our education.
I will try to get straight to the point now…
Proper diet includes both how and what you eat; it restricts foods (it is vegetarian, very little salt, no onions or garlic, little spice), fasting for a day or two is promoted, and one should eat in complete silence (you would not believe how many times I heard “OM please eat in silence! Eating is a spiritual occasion, not a social event. OM” in the past month) with reverence for food and the God who created it. Personally, I think a lot of the rules in about food and the body in yoga philosophy come from the idea that the physical world holds us down from unity with the divine so we need to constantly scrub ourselves clean of any trace of animal instinct or natural needs. In theory I actually understand this, within the context of the whole Vedanta philosophy, but it’s still a bit unnerving.
Now, in yoga philosophy there are three types, or “gunas,” much different from the ayurvedic “doshas”. They are Sattvic (pure, balanced, on the path to godliness or enlightenment), Rajasic (over-energetic, argumentative, egoistic), and Tamasic (apparently Tamasic people practice voodoo and black magic and do not listen to rules). Foods can likewise fall into these categories, and at the ashram we were fed only sattvic foods.
Tamasic foods are sour, rotten, or pickled foods, over cooked foods, as well as meat and eggs.
Rajasic foods are spicy, sugary, coffee, tea, fermented foods…basically anything especially pungent
Sattvic foods are: vegetarian, including grains and pulses, some ethically produced dairy,organic fruits and vegetables, calm spices like cardamom, and all these things should be as lightly cooked as possible.
In all honesty, the ashram food is my favorite food I’ve had in India (much of it is just typical Keralan food with a few tweaks.





(popular ashram legend holds that the pink “herbal water” they serve contains herbs meant to suppress “sexual energy”…..)
Apparently, according to the philosophy here, it’s not just the type of food that matters, but all the “karma” that is related to the food. “Ahimsa” (non-injury) is a major part of yoga philosophy, and it includes humans, our selves, the environment, and animals. So if there is any hidden cost to a food item it technically should affect the energy and karma we assimilate into our bodies. Ironically the ashram’s food is not organic, and a lot of the products they sell at the “Health Hut” (snack shop) are super processed (like “cheese product” slices) and just purchased at the big supermarket in the nearest city. But that is just one of many hypocrisies, so I think the idea is to take what we learn and apply it ourselves, regardless of how an ashram (basically a business in this case) is run.
It’s interesting to ponder – think about how your body and mind feels after different types of meals. In some ways I think there might actually be something to this three gunas of food thing; I was speaking to a woman from the North of India who pointed out that up north life moves faster and people are much more agressive, and that North Indian food is famous for nothing if not for it’s spiciness and more frequent acceptance of meat. Although it’s likely also relevant in understanding the South Indian food/yogic lifestyle link that the two Swamis to whom this organization is dedicated were born and raised in Kerala.
Really though, in the end, I think the takeaway message was that what is truly important is being conscious of the impacts of your choices in life, and revering, enjoying, and being thankful for your food.
* a note: for all my complaining, I met some really great people – everyone in the course was amazing and friendly and made the experience worth it. Also, after vising the famed Amritapuri ashram, Sivananda seems like heaven on earth.